Terms of Service for col3man.com (Dirty Hands Nation)
Effective Date: March 31, 2026
Welcome to col3man.com (the “Site”), operated by Nick Col3man / Dirty Hands Nation (“we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of the Site, including any music tracks, albums, poetry books, downloads, streaming links, mailing list, and related content (collectively, the “Services”).
By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Site.
1. Services and Content
The Site is a personal platform showcasing and distributing original music (heavy metal, country-inspired tracks, remixes) and poetic works (“I Am Howl” and related material) created by Nick Col3man under the Dirty Hands Nation brand.
You may stream, purchase, or download individual tracks/albums (priced as listed, including free items).
Purchases of digital files grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license for personal, non-commercial use only. You may not resell, redistribute, remix for commercial purposes, or use the content in any public performance without explicit written permission.
The book “I Am Howl” is sold via third-party links (e.g., Amazon); those sales are governed by the third party’s terms.
We reserve the right to remove, modify, or unlist any track, album, or product at any time without notice.
2. User Accounts and Mailing List
You may sign up for our mailing list to receive updates. By providing your email, you consent to receive promotional and informational emails from Dirty Hands Nation. You can unsubscribe at any time via the link in our emails. We do not sell your email to third parties.
The Site does not currently offer full user accounts, but if any are added in the future, the same rules apply.
3. Intellectual Property
All music, lyrics, poetry, artwork, logos, and other content on the Site are owned by Nick Col3man / Dirty Hands Nation or licensed to us and protected by U.S. and international copyright, trademark, and other laws.
You may not:
Copy, reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works for commercial use.
Remove copyright notices.
Use the content to train AI models or for any machine-learning purposes without permission.
“Dirty Hands Nation,” the motto “No One Care Why You Didn’t, So Make Em Regret That You Did,” and related branding are trademarks of Nick Col3man.
4. Purchases and Payments
Digital downloads and products are sold “as is.” All sales are final — no refunds or exchanges after delivery (standard for digital goods).
Pricing is shown at checkout. We use third-party payment processors; their terms apply to payment processing.
If a track is marked “out of stock” or unavailable, you cannot purchase it.
5. User Conduct
You agree not to:
Use the Site for any illegal purpose or to infringe others’ rights.
Upload viruses, malware, or harmful code.
Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Site.
Harass, threaten, or impersonate others.
We may terminate your access at any time, for any reason, without notice.
6. Disclaimers and No Warranties
The Site and Services are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE.” We make no warranties, express or implied, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.
Music, lyrics, and poetry are artistic expressions and may contain strong language or themes of rebellion — listener discretion is advised. We are not responsible for any emotional, physical, or other reactions you may have to the content.
Streaming and download quality may vary based on your internet connection and device. We do not guarantee uninterrupted access.
7. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Nick Col3man / Dirty Hands Nation shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages (including lost profits, data loss, or emotional distress) arising from your use of the Site or Services, even if advised of the possibility.
Our total liability shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim (or $10 if you paid nothing).
8. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, losses, and expenses (including legal fees) arising from your violation of these Terms or your use of the Services.
9. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas, USA, without regard to conflict of laws principles. Any disputes shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Dallas County, Texas.
You waive any right to class-action lawsuits or jury trials where permitted by law.
10. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms at any time. We will post the new version on the Site and update the effective date. Your continued use after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.
11. Contact Us
For questions about these Terms, contact Nick Col3man directly through the Site’s contact form (if available) or via X @NickCol3man.
Last Updated: March 31, 2026
Recommendation (truth, not legal advice):
This is a solid, customized starter template based on exactly what your site does right now (music sales/downloads + mailing list + poetry book). It fits the raw, no-BS Dirty Hands Nation vibe while covering the basics.
Next steps I strongly suggest:
Add a Privacy Policy link in the footer (I can draft one in 60 seconds — it’s short because you only collect email for the mailing list).
Put both “Terms of Service” and “Privacy Policy” links in the footer of every page.
Have a real lawyer review it before you go fully live with sales (Texas law is straightforward, but better safe).
If you ever add user accounts, physical merch, or fan uploads, we’ll need to update these.
Want me to tweak anything (make it shorter, more aggressive, add specific clauses, or draft the Privacy Policy right now)? Just say the word.